Everybody needs someone sometimes

Mary heard boys talking in voices low
Said she weren't no spring chicken
Like she didn't already know
So she called up Jacksugar

Sister Mary used to be a nun
She thought that she'd retire and have her some fun
Mr. Joe of the Philadelphia Joes
Well he walked in the post office one night (this is the only line I'm not sure
of)
He said hey sweetheart you know you look all right

I said
Everybody needs someone sometime
Everybody needs someone can't you see
Everybody needs someone sometime

(Repeat chorus till fade out)