Get the joke

Put my hand on the Bible
Doing it for liable
It's suing season
And I am broke

Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen ?
Heaven knows

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes ?
I can't change how it's wrote

Classy or flashy
At home with Lassie
They all walk past me
I wouldn't know

Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan
A real bloke

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes ?
I can't change how it's wrote

When my ship comes in
She'll be on it
Eating a fresh kebab
And I want it
And I want it now

(Scat)

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes ?
I can't change how it's wrote

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
You get the dagger, I the cloak
I can't change how it's wrote

Arse ?