To Be N° 1

Give me a job
The one I haven’t got
Don’t write me off at anytime
Don’t ever leave me unsatisfied
I don’t wanna come in second
I just wanna come
Don’t wanna be the last in line
Don’t wanna be just left behind

And in the evening when I come home
It is time to throw my dog a bone
That’s when I wear my shirt that says
In capital letters, in capital letters

Isn’t it fun, fun, fun, …He’s got no job, got no blow
To be number one …Got no Monica to go to
Isn’t it fun, fun, fun, …He’s a superstar, wunderbar
To be number one …Out of touch too much

Don’t tell me I’m small
An inch too short
I might not be your size but I’m sure great
And definitely underpaid
So give me a job
The one I haven’t got
Don’t tell me I’m too poor to join the club
To hang out with the big shots

And in the evening when I come home
It is time to give my dog a bone
That’s when I wear my shirt that says
In capital letters, in capital letters

Isn’t it fun, fun, fun, …He’s got no job, got no blow
To be number one …Got no Monica to go to
Isn’t it fun, fun, fun, …He’s a V.I.P. Wannabe
To be number one …All he ever wants is
Isn’t it fun, fun, fun,
To be number one
Isn’t it fun, fun, fun, …He’s a V.I.P. Wannabe
To be number one …All he ever wants is
To be number one

And in the evening when I come home
It is time to throw my dog a bone
That’s when I wear my shirt that says
In capital letters, in capital letters

Isn’t it fun, fun, fun, …He’s got no job, got no blow
To be number one …Got no Monica to go to
Isn’t it fun, fun, fun, …He’s a superstar, wunderbar
To be number one …Out of touch too much
Isn’t it fun, fun, fun, …He’s got no job, got no blow
To be number one …Got no Monica to go to
Isn’t it fun, fun, fun,
To be number one