Evil deeds

Chorus
Father please forgive me for I know not that what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

1st Verset
Mama had a baby and its head popped off (head popped off X5)
But mama don't want me the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off ( gettin' dropped off X4 )
Ring, ring, ring on the doorbell of the next door neighbors on their front porch ( their front porch X4 )
But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone else's lawn ( else's lawn X3 )
Til someone finally took me in my Great Aunt and Uncle Edna and Charles ( Edna and Charles X4 )
They were the ones who were left in charge
My elementary they'd gang up on me and sing this song ( sing this song X4 )
It went a little something like
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb,little lamb,
Debbie had a Satan spawn , Satan spawn
Mama why do they keep saying this I just don't understand, understand
And by the way where's my dad


Chorus
Father please forgive me for I know not that what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds


2nd verse

Predominately, Predominately everything always predominately
Predominately-white, predominately black well what about me?
Where does that leave me? Well I guess that I'm between predominately both of 'em
I think if I hear that fuckin' word again Ima' scream
While I'm projectile vomiting.What do I look like a comedian to you?
Do you think that I'm kidding?
What do I look like some Kinda idi...
Wait a minute shit, don't answer that
Why am I so misunderstood? Why do I go through so much bullshit it's such bullshit it's tush mull bish
Woe is me,there goes poor Marshall again
Whining about his millions ans his mansion and his sorrow he's always drowning in
And the dad that he never had,and how his childhood was so bad
And how his mom was a dop addict and his ex-wife how they go at it
Man I'd hate to have it as bad as Mr Mathers
Claims he had it, I can't imagine it
That little rich poor whitebastar needs to take some of that cash out of the bank and take a bath in it
Man if I only had half of it, shit if you only knew the half of it...



Chorus
Father please forgive me for I know not that what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds



3rd verse
Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds
Please release me from these demons I never had any of this shit planned mom please believe
I don't wanna be Satan's spawn, never got the chance to say I'm sorry
Now look at all the pain I caused
Dear Santa Claus why are yu not coming this year again
What did I do that was so bad to deserve this? Everything could have been so perfect but life ain't a fairy tail. I'm about to be hoisted up in the air
Forty feet below me ther's people everwhere
I don't even know but who feel like they know me cause I'm in this ferris wheel
And all I wanna do is go to the mall and take Hailie on the carousel
Without this crowd everywhere I go
But life is like a merry go round
Here we go now do-si-do now curtains up the show must go now
ring-around-the-rosy the show's over you can all go home now
BUt the curtain just don't close for me
This ain't how fame was supposed to be
Wher's the switch I can just turn off-and -on this ain't what I chose to be
So please god give me the strength
To have what it takes to carry on
Til I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on , my soul is gone



Chorus ( X2 )
Father please forgive me for I know not that what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be