Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

If you're havin' trouble with your high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime, just ring, 362 436, oh
I lead a life of crime

Refrain : Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealing, with your best friend
That's where the teardrops start
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball

Refrain

If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a free, Im happy to be, your back door man

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